Archive for July, 2004

Aww, Whaddya Mean Nick and Paris Aren’t Together Anymore?

Saturday, July 31st, 2004

Aww, say it ain’t so! Maybe Nick should just tattoo the name of every girl he’s been with on his arm. Maybe it’ll help him keep a running tally. And just where are the bruised and beat up Paris photos? Ooh, front page of the NY Post. Nice! — NEW YORK July 31, 2004 — […]

Anything Worse Than Getting Caught Stealing Stuff Less Than $5 Dollars?

Saturday, July 31st, 2004

At least she didn’t get caught stealing tampons? It’s amazing that some gas stations let people pump without pre-paying in this day and age… A few years back, I was at a Lynnwood, WA Shell station when some pickup truck pumped and dashed. Was hilarious to see the store owner or manager running out waving […]

Ze French Are Not Ze Lazy!

Saturday, July 31st, 2004

Heh, I think this is gonna make it into Office Space 2… Dumb bish actually published the book under her real name? — The French electricity board EDF is due to grill an electricity worker, after she published a book showing how to survive in French corporate culture without doing any work. According to a […]

Underwear Fetishists Rejoice Down Under

Saturday, July 31st, 2004

Used underwear for sale, course they couldn’t hawk it on ebay.au, eh, mate? — BARGAIN-hunters will have the chance to bid at an auction with a difference tonight as a collection of used underwear goes on sale. A backpacker hotel in Australia has amassed built up an impressive array of skimpy bras and knickers donated […]

Want Your Own Reality Show? Just Be Britney’s Fiance’s Ex!

Friday, July 30th, 2004

Hey, that’s the easy way… Or you could be the baby sis talented sibling of a Jessica Simpson… or something… Hey, I sit around all day, can I get my own reality show? Pretty please? — LOS ANGELES — The mother of Britney Spears’ future stepchildren is getting a reality show. Former “Moesha” star Shar […]

Tyson’s Career Dead

Friday, July 30th, 2004

You know you’re career is over when you lose to someone that no one has ever heard of… Sad way to go out, though perhaps his career wouldn’t have been so screwed if he hadn’t gotten convicted of rape in the early 90s… So long Iron Mike, you still made one of the best video […]

South Park to be Syndicated

Friday, July 30th, 2004

Man, who wants to watch it censored beyond belief? Wait’ll the uppity Parents Television Council (PTC) gets up in arms over this, as they don’t want little kids being exposed to such crassness. — LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) – Cartman and the rest of the “South Park” gang are headed into syndication. The comedy, which […]

Kid Sues NYC Cuz He Tips Vending Machine on Himself

Friday, July 30th, 2004

The sad thing is, the scammers plaintiffs sometimes do get money or settlements out of filing a bogus lawsuit like that, so the continuous litigious cycle never stops… — July 30, 2004 — A 17-year-old Bronx high-school student wants the city to pay him $5 million because a Snapple vending machine fell on him at […]

Gee, Thanks Blockbuster!

Friday, July 30th, 2004

As anyone that is beta testing Blockbuster’s CRAPPY online DVD rental service knows, their service and delays is teh crap. They are not even close to Netflix at this point, and I pity da fool that actually PAYS for their service at this point. Thus, as some kind of “I’m sorry” note to me, they […]

I Finally Read the Article for Which I Was Interviewed

Friday, July 30th, 2004

The writer, Guy Martin, interviewed me months ago about the Paris Hilton fiasco… I just ran into his article this morning… Wee, I’m famous! Hah. Dunno why he didn’t give Craig credit like I told him, but I guess that’s what happens with the press, eh? Anyways, Craig was a big contributor to finding out […]