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Aww, say it ain’t so! Maybe Nick should just tattoo the name of every girl he’s been with on his arm. Maybe it’ll help him keep a running tally.

And just where are the bruised and beat up Paris photos? Ooh, front page of the NY Post. Nice!

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NEW YORK July 31, 2004 — Paris Hilton and Nick Carter have permanent reminders of each other after getting tattoos together three weeks before their July 22 breakup.

Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, 24, got “Paris” tattooed on his wrist, People magazine reports. Carter says he’s has no regrets about the untimely ink “because I love her. She’ll have a place in my heart, always.”

On Thursday, Hilton was photographed with what appeared to be cuts and bruises on her arm and face as she passed through the Los Angeles airport. Hilton spokeswoman Tracy Schaeffer would not comment.

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/ap20040731_871.html

At least she didn’t get caught stealing tampons? It’s amazing that some gas stations let people pump without pre-paying in this day and age… A few years back, I was at a Lynnwood, WA Shell station when some pickup truck pumped and dashed. Was hilarious to see the store owner or manager running out waving his hands in the air and shaking his fist, as if it would really do anything. Guess he didn’t get the plate number that time.
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SALISBURY, Maryland (AP)—A woman who stole $4.52 worth of fuel was ordered to stand outside the gas station Friday wearing a sandwich board sign that declared: “I was caught stealing gas.”

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/07/31/sign.of.shame.ap/index.html

Heh, I think this is gonna make it into Office Space 2… Dumb bish actually published the book under her real name?
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The French electricity board EDF is due to grill an electricity worker, after she published a book showing how to survive in French corporate culture without doing any work.

According to a report in Ananova, in her book Bonjour Paresse, which means Hello Laziness, Corinne Maier advises readers to opt for really useless jobs like those of consultants, advisers, or experts.

She says that the best way to avoid people asking what you have been doing all day is to arrive with a bundle of files under your arm.

In one of the chapters ‘Corporate Culture – Stupid People’, she writes, “You don’t have much to lose if you don’t do much at work.”

http://www.webindia123.com/news/showdetails.asp?id=44349&cat=World

Used underwear for sale, course they couldn’t hawk it on ebay.au, eh, mate?
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BARGAIN-hunters will have the chance to bid at an auction with a difference tonight as a collection of used underwear goes on sale.

A backpacker hotel in Australia has amassed built up an impressive array of skimpy bras and knickers donated by travellers Down Under across the years.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004351403,00.html