They Messes with the English Language
Heh, still funny tho. They gots the ground effects patent! They is p1mp! They is my hero! ![]()
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A Branson man has put a face to the anonymous references people often make to “they” by changing his name to just that: “They.”
The former Andrew Wilson, a 43-year-old self-employed inventor, was granted legal permission last week by a circuit judge to change his name.
They holds 14 patents including Ground-Effect lighting, used to create a neon glow beneath vehicles and patented in 1987. His newest product is “Shades Eyewear,” which have a built-in visor over each sunglass lens. The visors protect the eyes from glare without having to wear a hat, he said.