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Dang, old post got eaten by the cow or something… Here’s the plugin so you can see this in mIRC:

(Uptime: 6hrs 36mins 17secs)(Memory Usage: 449/1024MB (43.85%))(CPU: 1-Intel Pentium 4, 1196MHz, 512KB)(Screen res: 1680×1050)(OS: Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 – 2600) HD space free: (C: 310.34MB) (D: 0MB) (E: 0MB) (F: 0MB)

So here it is for your mIRC junkies…

moo.dll

Download the dll file, then add the following in your Alias (under Tools/Script Editor)

/up //msg $active (Uptime: $duration($calc($ticks / 1000)) $+ )( $+ Memory $dll(moo.dll,meminfo,_) $+ )(CPU: $dll(moo.dll,cpuinfo,_) $+ )(Screen res: $window(-1).w $+ x $+ $window(-1).h $+ )(OS: $dll(moo.dll,osinfo,_) HD space free: (C: $round($calc(($disk©.free)/1048576),2) $+ MB) (D: $round($calc(($disk(d).free)/1048576),2) $+ MB) (E: $round($calc(($disk(e).free)/1048576),2) $+ MB) (F: $round($calc(($disk(f).free)/1048576),2) $+ MB)

Anytime you type ’/up’ in IRC, you’ll get stats! Whoop whoop!

WTF? What kinda drugs was this dude on to not know the difference between a penis (his own, mind you) and a chicken’s neck? And he should be feeding his dog better, it might not have ATE it if it was full.
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A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it … and the dog rushed and ate it.”

Yahoo Link

Does she have time to do anything else all day? 30 minutes a day to practice pouting since she was a little girl? Imagine if she used that time to practice her singing… Okay, okay, I admit it, I’m still a Spice Girls fan. How could you not like ‘Wannabe’?
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Want to know the secret behind Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham’s famous pout? Simple, she has been practicing in front of the mirror for half an ever day ever since she has been a child.

“This may be the most famous pout in the world but it did not come without a lot of practice. She began secretly practicing it in her bedroom in front of the mirror for about 30 minutes.”

India Times Link