Archive for September, 2004

Olsens to Whore for McDonald’s France

Friday, September 17th, 2004

WTF! As if the Olsens combined could eat a Royale with Cheese in one sitting. The Happy Meals should come with a stick that helps you puke after you eat. What kind of hair-brained marketing is this? Oh wait, this is Le French… sorry, carry on… — The 18-year-old twins are promoting McDonald’s Happy Meals […]

No.. We’re NOT Dead!

Thursday, September 16th, 2004

Server move is causing a ruckus right now for the mighty, so thus, we ain’t getting any of our emails even. Yes, the RSS feed is dead right now too. My hands are tied and I’m not in any S&M position either. Hopefully this will be resolved soon? Anyways, go back to your regularly […]

Britney’s ‘Prerogative’

Monday, September 13th, 2004

Always nice to have both your brother and your fiance in your music video. Will this be a jinx like the Bennifer thing? What kind of Mom calls her son a “good-looking hunk” anyways? Oh, Britney, well, thanks for cancelling your tour midway through. — Spears’s Greatest Hits: My Prerogative CD is due Nov. 16, […]

Pentagon 9/11 Plane Crash Conspiracy

Monday, September 13th, 2004

Something funny is going on here. It just seems to me there should be some debris of a huge plane if it crashed into the Pentagon. The puzzling thing here is that the FBI confiscated all the video and has never released it. But, then, if it was a missile and not a Boeing plane, […]

The No-Name Magazine

Monday, September 13th, 2004

No name! Who woulda thought. Funny the things ultra luxury brands will do to bring spice to their label. Gotta hand it to American Express though, the Centurion is one coveted card. Nick and Jessica Simpson have one! I wonder how long it’ll take for these babies to show up on eBay… Hmm… Come to […]

Jeopardy Guy Finally Loses?

Monday, September 13th, 2004

Wow, reports are in that Ken Jennings finally loses after 75 straight wins. Crazy! Though, I still think they somehow rigged it (some of the people they threw at him ended up with negative dollars and weren’t exactly the brightest people in the world, etc) a bit for him to make the streak longer and […]

Car Manufacturer Model Number Decoding

Sunday, September 12th, 2004

Good little guide to decoding the numbers and letters of car makes now. I still think Acura screwed up and changed their flagship from ‘Legend’ to RS… Integra was also a neat name, unlike RSX now. It’s also odd that Cadillac did away with car names as well, except for Escalades now.

Elena Dementieva – Ad Space For Sale

Saturday, September 11th, 2004

Guess when you aren’t Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova but you’re still from Russia, you gotta have other avenues to make money. (Only 2 hot women tennis players per country please, okay, so Anna doesn’t play anymore but you know what I mean). So, it seems Dementieva sells her ad space (looks like 2 ads […]

Gisele on Esquire October 2004 Cover

Friday, September 10th, 2004

Dayamn! Very artsy photo, perfect lines, wooba approved. Now only if that camera wasn’t there… 😛 Weird that my issue that came in the mail today doesn’t have the bylines and only has the Esquire logo and ‘The Photo Issue’ headline on the cover. The mag also gives tips on how to photograph your woman […]

Howard Stern Uncensored!

Friday, September 10th, 2004

I’ve only been clamoring for it since the early 90s, but dang, it’s rather pricy. $4.95 and $6.95 an episode is ridiculous, but I’m sure there are people out there willing to pay for it. Could this actually make Web pay-per-view profitable and successful? Perhaps initially, but I just don’t see the value of $5 […]