Not Just Soup Nazis Anymore… Here’s a Pizza Nazi!

Bwahahahah! Talk about anal! What kinda place DOESN’T want your money any way you give it?

“That will be $46.14,” she said. I placed $50 on the counter.

“Don’t put your money on the counter!” she chastised.

“Pardon me?” I replied, mistakenly believing that I was actually the paying customer in this situation.

“Don’t put your money on the counter!”

“I don’t understand,” I said.

“You’re not supposed to put the money on the counter. You’re supposed to put it in my hand.”

“Why is that?” I asked.

“Because you’re supposed to.”

“Yes, but why?”

“Because you’re supposed to,” replied the now maniacal cashier.

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